Some tips for you:
- Don’t feel too bad when you get stood up. Unless it’s by your parents.
- Stop and smell the roses. Especially if they are on your grandmother’s old-fashioned rose bush.
- Don’t let a mysterious object floating in your pool keep you from swimming. Except when it’s really mysterious looking; then let someone else go first.
- If you find religious-themed chapstick, give it to krebscout. Bonus points if you get it for free.
- Don’t feel guilty for secretly enjoying Donny Osmond’s Love Songs of the '70s. You’re not alone.
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