Monday, January 01, 2007

My Fifty-seventh Post

There’s nothing more frightening than being in a room when the light bulb burns out.

Except maybe if someone sneaks up behind you and pops a balloon at the exact same time the light bulb burns out.

That would be terrifying.

Actually, my biggest fear is breaking my ankle.

Seriously… I have a penchant for impractical shoes, so this isn’t exactly irrational. I mean, can you imagine how terrified and helpless you would feel?

I can.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

mmmm I have to talk to you and you'll hate me and I totally deserve it.

ahem. said...

Hate you? That doesn't sound like me, but now you've got me nervous.