Martin: Hey, are you including yourself on your census?
Or should I put you on mine?
It says as of April 1, so I thought I would check
Me: Um, there's a thing that says census in a pile of crap on the bookcase.
Martin: Yes.
Me: So... chances are I will not be on it.
Martin: Okay.
Me: I don't really care though.
Martin: !
Haven't you seen the commercials?
Me: Nobody cares about censuses except for lame history geeks.
Also, no I haven't, what commercials?
Martin: The economy will collapse, volcanoes will erupt, and Hitler will come back to life if you don't do it!
And also, it's illegal to ignore it.
Plus, you are a lame history geek.
Me: Yeah, it says that on the envelope.
Martin: You thought you would test it?
Me: What are they gonna do?
Send someone to everyone's door asking questions about the census?!
Wait... there might be something to that...
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I use the census for Economics!!! Fill it out!!! D: Please?
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I can't believe you! Lame history geeks...and GENEALOGISTS! Don't give your posterity the shaft!
Also, do it in case the Hitler thing is true. No one likes him.
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