Wednesday, November 03, 2010

How I wake up. Every single day.



The cat is upset.
The cat is upset because the door is closed.
The cat is concerned that I am unaware of his displeasure.
The cat attempts to make me aware of the problem by:
(a) meowing
(b) swiping his little cat paw under the door
(c) scratching
(d) more meowing
I do not open the door.
The cat does not give up.

5 comments:

Martin said...

Don't let him in. I'm warning you now that once he is in, he will be mad that you are "sleeping". He will make his displeasure known by breaking your stuff until you get up.

Martin said...

Or he pretends to get stuck so you have to come help him. But trust me, he isn't really stuck.

bonbon said...

I hate all animals and this is why.

Mean Mommy said...

I bet you were really concerned that I hadn't commented on all your blog posts for the past month. You might think that this is because I spent all my free time on Facebook app games instead of actually reading blogs. And you would be right.

Mean Mommy said...

P.S. I also like how the picture makes it look like Humphry has his own floor playmat. In pink.