Tyler: *glistening*
Me: Did, uh, did you put some lotion on your face?
Tyler: Yeah. *glistening*
Me: Was it that men’s face lotion I gave you?
Tyler: No, it was that new stuff you were using the other day.
Me: The ultra-hydrating lotion I put on my legs?
Tyler: Yeah, it said it was for dry skin. Plus it smells like almonds.
Me: Oh, yeah. But... it might be a little too greasy to use on your face?
Tyler: Oh, okay. *glistening*
Me: Honey?
Tyler: Yeah?
Me: Go wash your face.
