My One-hundred-and-sixty-fourth Post

Scrubbing hairspray buildup off of the bathroom mirrors: 15 minutes

*

Ridding the vacuum of every trace of hair: 30 minutes

*

Vacuuming hair off the floor: 10 minutes

*

Pulling nasty slimey gobs of hair out of the shower drain: 45 minutes

*
Convincing my roommates to shave their heads: Priceless